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Ladies First Louise

August 6, 2019

Word Dilemma

I recently fell into the lie/lay/lied/laid trap.

The sentence in question was: 'I ditched my robe and ___ on the bed.'

My first instinct was to use 'lay'. But then I started second-guessing. So I googled and ended up reading paragraphs-long responses talking about how often these words trip people up and their definitions and states of verb-ness with rarely a clear-cut answer. Graphics like the one below were more helpful. 


What I gathered was that 'lay' is the proper word, but — darn it all — I still wasn't entirely comfortable with it. Probably because by that point, all variants were sounding wrong due to semantic satiation. Yeah, that's a thing.

I thought, fuck this. Life's too short.

'I ditched my robe and got on the bed.'

It might not be ideal, but it works and I'm sticking with it.


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2 comments:

  1. That's what editors are for. Just pick one and move on; in the editing process, your editor will probably point out the Chicago Manual of Style (or some other piece of fluff) says blah, blah, blah...so the correct choice is _____.

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    1. Thank you for the advice, Anonymous. :)

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